As promised, some pics from black metal weekend. It occurs to me that I must not have gotten any pics of Behexen- was too busy headbanging I guess. Enjoy!
Ave.
-H
So, as you may remember, I had gone to see Marduk about a month and a half ago and was so excited to show off my Funeral Mist back patch, when I was informed that it was not only a bootleg but that Arioch (Mortuus? I’m not sure how to refer to him in this instance) would get royally angry if he saw it. And we can’t have that, because Funeral Mist being pretty much my favorite black metal band (sharing the spot with early Mayhem), I want to support Arioch. So after bewailing my fate, I decided to figure out what I could do about this problem.
I settled on buying a t-shirt and making a patch out of that, since I know I can recognize Arioch’s design work and therefore make sure he gets paid for the “patch.” That is exactly what I did, and I thought I would share how I did it just in case anyone else is interested in making their own patch from a t-shirt.
So, step one to making a patch from a t-shirt is, of course, acquire a t-shirt. I got this Funeral Mist shirt from Noevdia.
[1. Get a shirt]
The next thing you’ll want to do is cut out the part of the shirt you want to make a patch from. I shed no tears over mutilating this one because it was way too big for me anyway- the only size they had left was XL. I made sure to leave plenty of extra room around where I wanted the patch to be so that I didn’t accidently cut it too short. You can trim later.
2. I don’t have a pic of this step, but you shouldn’t need one. Just cut out the design. Make sure that you leave plenty of room around the edges just in case!
Next you will want to get some adhesive backing for the t-shirt. This will keep the shirt from wiggling around as you’re sewing, as shirts are wont to do. Any fabric store should have some- ask for the “craft” kind as it is the thickest. Have them cut you a piece that your patch (with the extra room around the edges) will fit on.
[3. Get adhesive backing. It’s iron on, and it looks like this. Nothing remarkable, in other words.]
Iron the adhesive backing onto the patch. With the kind I used, it said not to let the iron steam, but yours may be different. Sewing is kind of like cooking- it’s all about following directions.
After you have ironed on the backing, figure out how much of a border you want around the patch. The design on my shirt was really big, so I didn’t want very much. Then you want to fold the shirt back to where you want the border and crease it so that it won’t move around. If you want to be crafty, you can use the iron to make the crease stronger.
Then you will need some of this stuff. The kind I bought is charmingly named “Stitch Witchery.” It will create a thicker edge to make the sewing easier for you. You simply cut a piece the length of the side and lay it in the crease, then hold the iron on it for ten seconds or so. Once again, follow the directions on whichever kind you get.
[4. It comes in black and white. It doesn’t really matter which color you get as you won’t be able to see it anyway. Primarily, you just want to make sure that the width is small enough for your purposes (I think this is 3/4 in. or something)]
Now you are ready to trim (finally, right?). Pull the edges up and trim off some of the excess. Then, voila! You have a patch made from a t-shirt!
[5. Be sure you don’t trim too close. The hemming stuff will create a hem like this.]
[6. The finished product! The back.]
[…And the front! Which is formatting weird for some reason. (WordPress, cut it out, dude). Super proud of this bad boy.]
Now, sewing this thing is proving to be difficult given its size (like, I can’t even pin the whole thing. It keeps squirming), but that won’t necessarily be an issue. I’m sure there are a million ways to do this as well, this is just the way that I did mine. I don’t have a sewing machine, so that wasn’t really an option for me, hence the hemming tape.
I’ll be back Sunday with some more stuff. In the meantime, check out Jamie’s blog post on USBM (which we’ve been seeing a lot of lately: http://jimmymacworld.wordpress.com/2012/07/30/usbm-lives-a-report/) and happy stitching!
Later,
Hagalaz
I have been working on my jacket again (finally- the Dead patch almost did me in but I have decided I can work on it again) and applied my first iron on patch the other day. It’s the Arne Babb patch I got with my copy of Metalion: The Slayer Mag Diaries.
Every time I apply a new patch I learn something new. This time? Iron ons SUCK. Seriously. I don’t think I’ll ever iron on another. The heat from the iron made the patch distort a little (you can see that the edges are a little bowed), which upset me a little, but I was able to fix that somewhat by sewing it into place. If you want to keep the edges from curling, you need to sew them down anyway, so I’m not sure what the point is of ironing them on.
Either way, Arne is now on my jacket, but from now on I think I’ll just sew on patches, even if they are iron ons. The adhesive is kind of nice for keeping it in one place, but my experience with the heat makes me want to not risk distorting another one.
Speaking of armor, I also got my new Watain hoodie yesterday! It’s this one.
It has WOLVES on it. It got some sticky stuff on it during transit from the packaging, but that will come off when I wash it, I bet (which I will have to, seeing as how I will be wagging it everywhere).
I mentioned earlier that I felt that Wolf Wear was having some trouble getting their stuff out due to the sheer amount of people who had placed orders for the new Watain DVD, and it did take me a while to get my hoodie. However, I emailed them about a week and a half ago to see if they could give me an estimate on when it was coming and heard back from them fairly quickly and the girl who emailed me was very kind and apologetic about the delay on shipping. I didn’t mind so much- I knew they were backed up and considering the heat wave that’s hit the continental United States, it won’t be hoodie weather for a while yet- but it is awesome to finally have it in my hands. Considering that a Funeral Mist shirt is now in transit to me (it’s much too large for me to wear, but it’s going to become art anyway), my armor is about to get upgraded. I’m going to use the front of the shirt to make a completely awesome Funeral Mist back patch that is more fitting to me even than the one I have now.
In other news, the concerts are lining up for the fall! So many bands are touring that I’m interested in seeing, so here is a preview of shows you’ll be hearing about from me in the coming months.
July 18- Agalloch (Omaha, NE)
July 26- Nachtmystium (Des Moines, IA)
August 31- False (Minneapolis, MN)
Sept. 2- Korpiklaani/Tyr/Moonsorrow (St. Paul, MN)
Sept. 4- Abigail Williams (Des Moines, IA)
Oct. 5- Morbid Angel/Dark Funeral (St. Paul, MN)
Oct. 19- Septicflesh/Krisiun/Melechesh/Ex Deo/Inquisition (St. Paul, MN)
The Abigail Williams date I am unlikely to make, seeing as it’s so close to the Great Pagan Beer Fest of 2012 (Korpiklaani/Tyr/Moonsorrow), but I put it there just in case. I’m with my friend Jamie- I’m more excited to see what the band does after Abigail Williams is put to rest, but it would be nice to see their last tour. And yes, folks, you did read that right, INQUISITION IS TOURING. The other bands they are playing with will be cool too, Melechesh especially (there’s a feature on them in the works somewhere), but I’m more excited for Inquisition than Morbid Angel and Dark Funeral combined. Also, the fact that they tour in the same month allows me to forgive Dark Funeral for cancelling the show in February that Inquisition was supposed to open for.
Also, Obituary has announced a tour (though I have not heard dates yet), which is kind of awesome since they never tour anymore. And for you kids in Europe- you are super lucky. Marduk is about to tour Europe alongside Immolation, who are my favorite death metal band (and who are also really nice guys).
I will try to get this updated again Thursday, but I can’t guarantee it won’t be a little late this week. Between making the 6 hour round trip drive to Omaha on Wednesday for Agalloch and moving, I may find myself a bit behind. Really looking forward to Agalloch, though- I would love to chat with them about the paper I wrote this past semester and their new EP, Faustian Echoes. As a Renaissance drama scholar, I have a particular interest in the Faust legend because of its connections to Christopher Marlowe’s Dr. Faustus (plus, I hear one of them is also working on a PhD in English).
More as soon as I can get it up here (I will also be updating the distros page to report on my experience with Wolf Wear and Noevdia).
Later,
Hagalaz
I’ve been hard at work on the battle jacket and have a couple of more additions since my sewing of my Funeral Mist backpatch. I did get the Marduk strip, and I put it right about where I thought I would.
[I’m pretty sure this picture is before it was sewn, but that’s exactly what it looks like]
So, sewing strips is hard. They move around all over the place! Not to mention that this one in particular is a very silky patch. The thing did not want to stay still, but I finally got it sewn on. I’m pondering what to put below the back patch, and I’m thinking Deathspell Omega at the moment. Time will tell, however; I think I may be done sewing for a bit. Because…
My next endeavor was quite hellish. I mentioned a while back that I ordered a Dead patch. At first I was bummed that I didn’t get the color one, but upon reflection I like the black and white with red printing. Since my jacket will be mostly, if not all, black metal, I figure black, white, and red is a good aesthetic. When deciding where to put him I knew I wanted Dead right over my heart, and after much contemplation I decided to put him over the pocket partway, as he was simply too far over if I put him directly on the pocket, and that would not be utilizing my space wisely. Besides, it’s not like the jacket doesn’t have pockets on the sides.
It was worth it, totally, because I love Dead. But yikes. Another note to add to my list of patch sewing knowledge- if you sew over a pocket, it’s going to suck. I kid you not, at one point the needle actually pierced through my plastic thimble (that’s right, the top of the needle, backwards) and punctured my finger! It was… unpleasant. The stitching was really hard to sew through, and I actually had to do a couple of “x”s around the middle of the patch because I couldn’t get my needle through those really thick parts. The patch itself was a little difficult too. Because it is canvas, I had to be careful to keep the needle between the canvas and the embroidered edge so as not to ruin the picture. There are discrepancies where I missed a couple of times, but they are tiny and are not too noticeable.
[This patch put the “pain” in “painstaking.” Ouch]
Here are some close-ups of the new additions.
[Incidentally, that’s the same font/style as on the new Marduk album]
[You can see where the needle went through a bit there at the bottom right. You might also can see my “x”s around that big seam in the middle. I just sort of looped the stitch around the embroidery in a crossed pattern to better secure it. And it is secure- Per isn’t going anywhere]
Part of why I decided to go ahead and post these today is because I recently read Lords of Chaos, and am in the middle of a review of it. It’s taking me a while to figure out how to put what I want to say, though, so that will be up Sunday. Next week is going to be awesome- at some point, I will be traveling with friends down to Des Moines to procure a copy of the new Watain DVD, Opus Diaboli. Then, on Friday, we are going to have a black metal party and watch the DVD while munching on Satanic cupcakes.
[An example of the kind of thing I’m thinking. Of course, this was a practice run of Watain cupcakes, so I will keep practicing and make them lovely so that they are acceptable as an offering to the Void, as well as people’s tummies]
Then, Saturday, we travel to St. Paul to witness the mighty Marduk onstage! It’s been a year and a half since I’ve seen them, and it’s well-nigh time I saw them again. We will see if I get this thing updated next Sunday or if it will be postponed a couple of days- it depends on how bad my bangover is. You can expect a review of the new Marduk album, Serpent Sermon, however, a week from today.
In my constant endeavor to broaden my “black horizons,” I have been listening to bands I see crop up places but haven’t heard. This is what I’ve been listening to today, so that you can have some music to listen to since you were so kind as to stop by.
[Merrimack, from France. Apparently their name comes from ancient Celtic and means “hellpit,” and has nothing to do with the warship.]
Until later.
-Hagalaz
FINALLY! I have finished sewing my Funeral Mist back patch! I hand stitched it all around the patch, looping around the embroidery. And then I went back through and did some reinforcement stitching. And it took a long time and I have a cramp in my hand. But this weekend I finally had a chance to finish it!
[Here she is! Admittedly, it looks just like the other pictures. But there are no pins this time! Only my careful, painstaking stitches!]
[Closer up. I did pretty good, I think, although there are a couple of places where you can see the stitches if you were to look closely at it in person]
As far as planning goes, I have my Gorgoroth patch I can put on, and my Arne Babb patch. The latter I will need an iron for, because it’s an iron on. Which is a little pointless, I think. I’ll be sewing it to reinforce the sides and corners anyway. Ah well.
I also ordered a patch of Dead from Mayhem. It’s a smaller one, which is nice, because the other ones I have seen are all back patches (and I already have a back patch. It’s sewn). I’m also going to get a Marduk strip to put up above that seamline right above the back patch.
Basically, then, I have now spent grandma’s graduation present. But my battle jacket is coming together! I have decided to leave the sleeves on because I’m moving further north. It will be hot this summer when I wear it to see Marduk, but letting Mortuus know that Funeral Mist has a fan in the Midwest is more important. And when whoever awesome comes in the fall/winter, it will be comfy to wear.
Later.
-Hagalaz